King Arthur Pendragon

THE ROYAL WARRANT
As Granted To UK Online By King Arthur Pendragon

, Arthur Pendragon, King of the Britons, Honoured Pendragon of the Glastonbury Order of Druids and Official Swordbearer of the Secular Order of Druids, Titular Head and Chosen Chief of the Loyal Arthurian Warband, Member of the Council of British Druid Orders, Bard of the Free Gorsedd of Caer Abiri, Swordbearer to the Cotswold Order of Druids, Champion of the Free and Open Gorsedd of Caer Badan, and Honorary Life President of the Harrow Ramblers, do hereby royally appoint UK Online Limited Internet Providers by royal decree, that they may enable the peoples of the earth to share in my message, that they may unite the peoples of this sacred and Holy island, and that they may bear my standard forward into the next millenium for Truth, Honour, and Justice.